Chocolate is the cure all for now!

For those of you who are struggling for whatever reason......
I suggest CHOCOLATE.... dark, milk, liquid, solid, chips, cookie, cake, creme, mousse, imported, domestic, hot, cold, fudge, pie, tart, cooked, uncooked, frozen, thawed, ice cream, with nuts, without nuts, with fruit, without fruit, hoarded, shared, stolen, recovered, guilty, innocent, finite, and infinite. Yes Friends... chocolate is the answer for all the problems we face today. It is the cure for what ails you and those around you. And remember most of all... chocolate will take you when no one else will and give you the strength to move forward or the courage to step back. Chocolate will never abandon you. Chocolate believes in you. Chocolate is your friend.
I have more wisdom for those who seek the truth but fear the guilt of becoming one with the the one true flavor... Chocolate. Give in to your most decadent desires... no one need know... we will keep this between just us friends.
As for all of you who are taking this seriously.... I am being a TAD sarcastic. So know that I am laughing when I say this.